The semester is over, I need to find a replacement job. I picked up a job application for a small coffe shop and began filing it out, flipping it over to the back it read:

What was the last book you read?

What is your favorite local restaurant?

Superfluous doodle space (followed by a 6x4 inch box)

What is the most significant three (3) syllable word you can think of??

I didn't expect the psychoanalysis to occur so early in the employment process. They should just include a small prozac of zoloft dose with the application in the future. My word was atomic