Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters

created by Sputnik

(idea) by Sputnik (3.8 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Aug 08 2000 at 23:19:18

Headline from APB news - the story is approximately thus:
A fellow saw a big styrofoam container in a Boston bus station and grabbed it, thinking it contained the title's tasty crustaceans. When he was arrested in a casino, he was shocked to learn that they were actually corneas destined for transplant.

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Stainless steel chopsticks	Euphemism treadmill	Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster	The Lobster Quadrille
lobster	Grilled lobster gourmet	crustacean	approximate
Cosmic treadmill	casino	Cornea	bus station
Styrofoam	Boston	Make Good	Advanced Everything2 the Role Playing Game
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