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Stalkers suck

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(idea) by datagirl (2.2 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Feb 02 2000 at 2:47:16

Stalkers suck. They really really do! This is why they suck:

  • They call at any hour, and *67 themselves, leaving STRANGE messages on your answering machine.
  • They really are in need of a hobby besides scaring the living crap out of you.
  • They don't realize that breaking into your house will NOT make you like them.
  • Sending you scary unsolicited weird spoofed emails won't make you like them either.
  • They don't realize that stealing mail is a federal offense.
  • They don't realize that sending semi-pornographic christmas cards to someone they don't know is frightening and inappropriate.

Perhaps stalkers need therapy, hospitalization or a prison term.

Restraining orders can be a good thing!


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