Someone else's toilet

created by K9

(thing) by K9 (9.9 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Mon Oct 09 2000 at 11:56:57

Is always too low
Doesn't properly lock and is too far from the door to wedge a foot preventing unwanted access
Has the paper stashed somewhere unexpected if it exists at all
Hits the exact spot on the back of the knees where you lose all feeling in your legs and can't walk after getting up
Has a gap between the bowl and the seat so that male urination from the seated position leads to damp jeans or a pool on the floor
Never flushes the way you expect it to
Leaves your dog ends floating as accusatory evidence.

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