| Some events in life are amusing, some people are too. Lots of different things make us laugh, but it takes something special, something so magnificently hilarious to make you piss your pants. It is during these moments that you will literally fall to the earth in tears because you are laughing so hard and then just lose control of your bladder completely.
These times should be remembered as they often cause a chain reaction by promoting others to piss their pants because they are laughing so hard at you pissing yours. The final conclusion though is that no one can remember what started everyone laughing and you are all standing in a pool of your own urine.
Actually it turns out that it's not that funny after all.
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