Slashdot Troll's Haiku

created by tftv256

(idea) by everyone (3.3 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Tue May 23 2000 at 5:19:46

   natalie portman
   taco has hot grits in pants
           negative one, troll


   "first post, bitch" I scream
   for I am a slashdot troll
   hot grits and flamebait

(thing) by theonomist (6.4 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Mon May 22 2000 at 23:46:22

What about right wing maniac trolls? What are we, chopped liver?

Harry Truman was
A Communist operative
He lied to us all.

Radical leftists
Have hidden the evidence:
The H-bomb is safe.

The feminist plot
To kill all the men is now
Reaching fruition!

American natives
Never existed! The moon
Is a hoax! This I believe.

People will rebut
This irrational nonsense:
They must be on crack.

Speaking of crack, I sincerely hope that "Troll's" in the title of this node wasn't meant to be the plural of "troll". (Magenta has since assured me that it is, but he was too polite to wonder aloud if I was on crack :)

printable version
chaos

Field guide to slashdot trolls	hot grits	Nuclear war is not dangerous	-1
"American Indians": Absurd liberal myth	Must be a lesbian	Natalie Portman	Why was Cthulhu blue?
slashdot troll	Right Wing Maniac	What am I, chopped liver?	Haiku
troll	Troll for the Ages	Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people	crack cocaine
flamebait	Moon landing hoax	First Post	Engineering Details of the 'slaughter of innocents' in Afghanistan
Magenta	Trolltech	Note to self: Ignore the troll	Slashdot

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