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Slack is a way of life

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(idea) by 65535 (6.1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 4 C!s Tue Jun 20 2000 at 21:21:48

slack is a way of life if ("slacking off" != "being unproductive") {
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It's a common misconception that all "slackers" and "potheads" are people without motivation -- the ones who smoke pot and play video games and not much else. While this is true of some, it must be realized that more than a passtime, or an adjective for loafers, slack is a way of life.

Conventionally, when these slackers use the word slack, they are not necessarily referring to idleness. Rather, slack is a more general term which loosely means: "any occupation that is not shitty and boring and is probably some amount of fun". This definition allows for the inclusion of "real work" or "maximum lounge mode".

let's see...
these are some examples:
SLACK                  |               NOT SLACK
-----------------------+------------------------
                       |                        
Web design for fun     |  Searching in vain for 
                       |  drivers you need      
                       |                        
Programming for fun    |  School- or work-      
                       |  assigned development  
                       |                        
Sitting back, smoking  |  Sitting in your chair,
a joint                |  realizing it's only   
                       |  9.20am                
                       |                        
Playstation            |  Windows 95a           
                       |                        
Sex                    |  Meetings              
                       |                        
Time with friends      |  Time with the co-     
                       |  workers               
                       |                        
Listening to music     |  Rebooting             
                       |                        
Watching clouds go by  |  Rotting under the     
on a spring day        |  fluorescents          
                       |                        
Here are the slackers I mean:
Slackers are divided from the rest of society not by their uselessness, but more by their selective and sometimes self-centered ways.

Slackers are not bound by the mechanical ideals that elevate the importance of time and work.

Slackers want the world to be custom and comfortable.

Slackers are those damn kids who were ready for the internet before it happened.

For further reading:
Special cigarette
In Praise of Idleness by Bertrand Russell
that feeling like you weren't paying attention
Church of the SubGenius
We Are the Music Makers
work slack project
Choose Everything

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In Praise of Idleness special cigarette work slack project Church of the Subgenius
Nodespotting We are the music makers The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics Slackware
I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell? Horizontal is a way of life Bertrand Russell anecdotes J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life slack Corporate Sedition slacker
Grammar as a tool, not a rule Legalization of marijuana Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can !=
Fluorescent excremeditation Bertrand Russell Boss key
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