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She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
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A somewhat
twisted
term of endearment
. Due to the difficulty in associating women with having
balls
in the physical sense, and too
lacking in genius
to decide upon something more
anatomically correct
, the
pendulum
swung the other way entirely -- rather than something
subtle
or
logical
,
absurdity
took the helm. What can I say? "She's got an iron
clitoris
!" just didn't jive.
I'm not sure if my friends and I invented this term or if we've
stolen
it from somewhere else. I'd suspect the
latter
of the two. Essentially, when a female acquaintance does something
ballsy
, we take note of the size of her
schlong
, comparing it to our own. This is all on a
metaphorical
level, as obviously she has no schlong to enter into the equation. A woman who frequently compares favourably is well on her way to having the biggest
cock
of any girl we know.
We probably didn't think this out too well before introducing it to the
mainstream
of our friends. It is a mild
ego
battering to realise that many of the women in your life have
cocks
that put your own to
shame
.
Please note that having the biggest cock of any girl we know does not in any way diminish the
femininity
of the subject. If anything, it is enhanced.
On an aside, many things such as
Atomic Superpower
s and
Multi-national Corporations
can be looked upon with roughly the same scale. The inclusion of porn-star names makes the entire thing more
scientific
and more
patently absurd
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