To the British sex is a bore
Regulated to the daily chores
The Russian men are quick to come
Because their women look like nuns
The Japanese have been known to plead
For women to fulfill their perverted needs
The French excel in passion and grace
Surprising considering where they put their face
The Spanish and Italians are more passionate still
This makes up for their lack of skill
American sex is rather general
They don't excel in any one area but are good in several
Ho ho ho. I know it says poetry up there, but it is really doggerel.
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