Scoutmaster Brains

created by mkb
(idea) by mkb (now!) (print)   (I like it!) Sun Aug 27 2000 at 3:22:18
(a staple Boy Scout skit, performed a few hundred times a year at Camp Yawgoog)

Scout 1:Can I get some Tenderfoot brains?
Clerk:Sure, they're 25 cents a pound.
Scout 2:Can I get some Second Class brains?
Clerk:Sure, they're 50 cents a pound.
Scout 3:Can I get some First Class brains?
Clerk:Sure, they're 75 cents a pound.
Scout 4:Can I get some Star brains?
Clerk:Sure, they're $1.00 a pound.
Scout 5:Can I get some Life brains?
Clerk:Sure, they're $2.00 a pound.
Scout 6:Can I get some Eagle brains?
Clerk:Sure, they're $4.00 a pound.
Scout 7:Can I get some Scoutmaster brains?
Clerk:Sure, they're $100 a pound.
Scout 7:$100 a pound??? For SCOUTMASTER BRAINS???
Clerk:Yeah, bud, do you have any idea how much work it takes just to find a pound of Scoutmaster brains???

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