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Scientist hits head on curb joke

created by Adalgeirr

(idea) by dbrown (1.9 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Mon Jul 17 2000 at 20:42:22

A cousin of mine told me a joke similar to this while I was in college studying computer science. During this time I was quite the "extreme" rollerblader. I would jump off large concrete structures, ride stairs, and generally do dangerous things all without a helmet. The joke my cousin told me was:

Q:What do you call a Scientist that hit his head on a curb?
A: Janitor

Needless to say, I was the proud owner of a brand spankin' new helmet the next day.


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