Reheating leftover pizza

Materials:

1. A piece of tinfoil proportionate to the number of slices of pizza to be reheated
2. Cold Pizza, preferably triple cheese if you're me
3. 3 tablespoons of Olive Oil
4. Some garlic powder
5. An oven (duh.)

Directions:

1. Preheat the oven to about 425 farenheit
2. Pour the Olive Oil onto the tinfoil and spread it around with your hand.
3. Sprinkle the garlic powder onto the oil and foil
4. Smear the bottom of the pizza around in the oil and garlic powder and lay it on the foil
5. Heat it in the oven until the garlic powder turns black.
6. Remove from oven and chow down.

Enjoy!

It has a button for "reheat canned stew", "Cook baked potato", "reheat pie", and the reason for noding here - "reheat pizza".

There are many other buttons, or sub-menus off buttons, that allow for the general cooking/heating/reheating of many of man's favourite fast foods.

The microwave being of both convection and microwave abilities, will not only heat your pizza from the inside out, it will then give it a quick bake to ensure it isn't a rubbery, damp sponge to eat - instead it is a golden, crusty savoury-topped pastry delight - softly glowing that green tinge most leftovers give off after a month in the fridge, and 2 minutes on high.

Of course, any such sinful indulgence must bear a fitting and appropriate punishment. Thus, before your slices begin enjoying themselves too much... you gobble them down, one two three in a triple-decker pizza sandwich.

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