Rednecks hating Canada

created by darkantd

(place) by moJoe (4.8 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) 2 C!s Wed Dec 06 2000 at 19:12:54

Canada will be "cool" with me when it is a smoldering hole in the ground. You neglect to mention little things such as, oh... QUEBEC. I mean for christ sake, if anything is sufficient reason to launch a full scale nuclear bombardment against an entire country it's Quebec. And Molson Ice, what is THAT all about?

First of all, Canadians are shifty. Pseudo_Intellectual is a fantastic example of typical Canadian shiftiness. And just think, these are our neighbors! Look at Mexico, what a fantastic neighbor they are. We don't let them in to our country, they don't speak English and they don't have any money. Canadians just wander over whenever they please, prancing "aboot" unchecked; speaking french and complaining about Americans.

Don't even get me started on how they talk. How these people manage to breed with eachother I couldn't even begin to imagine. I certainly wouldn't go home with one of those frenchie wannabes no matter how many bottles of Molson were rolling around in my blood stream.

And what the hell do they do? I mean really, what ever happens in Canada? They remind me of some old forgotten house-pet that lounges about doing nothing interesting. Now imagine that same lazy dog laying around doing nothing but trying to force everyone to speak french. Now imagine that it's your neighbors dog, and it babbles pseudo-french over the fence at you and the even the french poodle down the street can't understand a bloody thing it says though it maintains that it is speaking french. THAT is Canada.

The sooner we are rid of them the better, I say.

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Canada has low self-esteem	Silly things we believe when we're kids	Blame Canada	Independent Nation of British Columbia
Quebec	Canadian Tire	It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!	Witnessing the birth of new noders
Canadian westward expansion	The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party	AIDS cures homosexuality	Molson Ice
Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel	E2 Hospitality Index	Black English	Molson
EDB reads his Message Inbox	MEK	Blue Collar TV	God Hates Figs
Open Post-Scriptum to Open Letter to Saddam Hussein	Point System of Immigration to Canada	Voter apathy	Canada

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