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Reconciling conflicting states of arousal with a hand job

created by cordyceps

(idea) by cordyceps (2.6 mon) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Sun Jan 25 2004 at 9:33:53

The hand job is arguably considered one of the simplest methods for delivering instant gratification, requiring little or no resources. But it has possibilities other than just the gift of pleasure, beyond even a role in a trade or barter system. For the apt user it can become a form of self defense.

It is well known that feigning death or otherwise assuming catatonic passivity, fails to deter many sexual predators, less well understood is that, due to an early human disposition for carrion feeding, an active response will always disengage pursuit much more effectively. The firm "No!", the blunt "Quit it", or even the calm-shattering, "Fuck off! Can't you tell I'm busy!" will often be successful, but perhaps the more amicable way to defer a persistently horny lover, is explore the phrase, " I'm sorry sweetie but all I can spare right now, is half a cup of lanolin and hand job".

Disarming by manual discharge.

While the blow job in North America has often been considered one of the better ways of sublimating a partner's drive towards sex, it does assume a certain amount of, in your face intimacy, perhaps a bit up close and personal. It is in itself, by most definitions "sex"**

A hand job, on the other hand, can effectively detour from the sexual objective without having to roll up both sleeves, or wade into an emotional quagmire of sex where you'll have to go elsewhere.

Performed at a functionary level, a hand job can be a medicinal therapeutic act. With practiced dexterity - sexual tension can be converted into lethargic indifference in a matter minutes, allowing attention to be returned to whatever was deemed more important.*

*noding, a book, unconsciousness

** or in some U.S. states sodomy


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Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement? Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do. Me So Horny When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem? Bathing in sex repellent two-fold cost of sex hand job
Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex Take Your Partner by the Hand Don't take sex too seriously Bingo Hand Job
Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex Lanolin Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex sodomy
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