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Real Men Don't Eat Quiche

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Real Men Don't Eat Quiche is the title of Bruce Feirstein's best-selling men's humor book. Published in 1982 by Pocket Books and illustrated by Lee Lorenz, this 92 page paperback book was originally sold for $3.95. It is now out of print and some used copies are going for as much as $50.

According to this book some other things that Real Men don't do are:
Feirstein is also the top-credited screenwriter for all of Brosnan's James Bond movies. He contributes articles to many publications such as Playboy, The Times and The Observer. Other books he has written include Real Men Don't Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies, and Real Men Don't Cook Quiche: The Real Man's Cookbook.

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