Everything2
Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Full Text
Everything2

Plumber's crack

created by Crux

(thing) by Crux (3.2 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Sep 13 2000 at 20:40:29

The American condition of having one's ass crack peering, to various degrees, over one's pants. Associated with the image of a fat, hairy, disgusting plumber bending over and fixing a pipe or something. S'funny, my plumber doesn't fit that description at all. Maybe he's not a real plumber.

Compare with British "Builder's Bum."

Dannye - Oh, wow.


(thing) by dannye (52.2 min) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Sep 13 2000 at 21:27:19

Someone invented a type of spackle for this condition. It could be applied in the morning and last almost all day. The spackle would cover up the offending, unsightly crack.

In the morning, if you were a plumber, you could hear your wife call out, "Hey, kids! Dad's getting ready to go to work. C'mon and let's Crack Spackle Pop!"


printable version
chaos

builder's bum Intelligent Qube Michael Phelps spackle
Plummer's disease The funniest joke in the world natal cleft San Dimas High School Football Rules
Adam Sandler
Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.
  Epicenter
Login
Password

password reminder
register

Everything2 Help

Cool Staff Picks
Drink up!
Vanishing Act
Mythos : Roman to Greek - A table of Gods
To the People of Sangamo County
On Seeing
Peter the Great
un-American
online identities
The Backyardigans
EveryGame
Chocolate pudding
Neil Hamburger
Mary I
Canadian Tire Guy
New Writeups
Heitah
Anarchy is Order(idea)
jessicaj
July 26, 2008(dream)
Berek
ABBA(person)
devolution
k-hole(place)
Nadine_2
The Sound Of Madness(review)
Twin Eclipse
Conversations with God: An Uncommon Dialogue(idea)
SwimmingMonkey
Conversations with Fo Fo- the Loneliest dog in Purgatory(fiction)
locke baron
lynx(thing)
Simulacron3
Reality, Dimensions and the Natural Ontology(essay)
SubSane
Making Love to a 9-Foot Woman(person)
Ouzo
Thoughts(idea)
antigravpussy
I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us(person)
calgon
Buffalo Bill by the pool(poetry)
gate
Anarchy is Order(idea)
ushdfgakjasgh
Scribeling(thing)
This affordable entertainment brought to you by The Everything Development Company