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Pizza Sucks.™

created by hoopy_frood

(idea) by hoopy_frood (1.3 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Thu Feb 24 2000 at 22:04:14

The trademarked slogan that appears at the end of most commercials for Buffalo Bills restaurants in my area. Buffalo Bills sells chicken wings (or Buffalo wings if you prefer), hamburgers, hotdogs and hoagies (but no pizza). For balance, this bit of cleverness (the slogan, not the lack of pizza) is offset by the more annoying phrase: Tired of pizza? Give us a wing! *shudder* Thus creating the perfect advertisement.

Unfortunately, I remain hopelessly addicted to this overpriced and less than nutritious foodstuff. My shame is further compounded by the fact that everyone I know despises them and refuses to eat them with me.

I must order them alone, eat them in private and speak of them to no one.


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