Philbert the Talking Turtle

created by weezel
(person) by mr100percent (6 d) (print)   (I like it!) Tue Aug 14 2001 at 23:34:48
A turtle character on the cartoon series Rocko's Modern Life that sported nerdy glasses, said "I'm nauseous" frequently, and got saved by Really Really Big Man. He lived in a trailer home, and dated Dr. Hutchinson, a cat dentist with a hook for a hand. If you mentioned Foot fungi to him, he'd break out in hives and get instantly sick.

His shell was once infested with squirrels, so he bought a squirrel grenade from the embarrassing personal products section of the supermarket.

His hobbies included snatching wigs from birds, and eating Fishsticks. Very Neurotic, sorta like Kramer for the little kids

"Fishsticks! Fishsticks!"

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