| There are many issues to take into consideration when thinking of purchasing, or moving into a glasshouse. Most people think of simply purchasing and moving in, but there are subtle, unforeseen consequences that need to be well thought out before hand.
The following is a list of potential issues, other than the obvious stone-throwing, that one should think through:
People who live in glass houses should not:
...play indoor cricket
...dress anywhere other than the basement
...attempt to grow anything of an illegal nature as they can easily be spotted by passing patrols
...nail picture hooks into the walls
...shower unless fully clothed
...practice high-pitched opera
...wallpaper
...perform lewd or sexual acts with the lights on
...sandpaper and paint the outside walls
...forget to give the house a good squeegee before guests arrive
...manufacture icecream
...get on the bad side of their local glazier
...flood the house and breed goldfish | 
