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Pavement Queen

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(thing) by SkiBum5 (1.6 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun May 20 2001 at 19:20:09

A "Pavement Queen" is an SUV or Truck that has never, nor will ever see a dirt road. A pavement queen is a vehicle designed to have the shit beat out of it and still get you around the mountains and through rivers, but due to the consumer, is now used to haul kids to school and run to the store for a gallon of milk. 99% of SUVs are Pavement Queens

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You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs Soccer mom Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am! it is cold and alone in here. hello?
But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
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