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(place) by Bob9000 (11 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Jun 20 2000 at 23:59:26

The newest pizza delivery franchise, they make the best pizza I've ever had. Their pizzas have several major upgrades to the normal (Pizza Hut/Domino's) pizza.

1. They have a ton of cheese. Seriously, don't order extra cheese from these people. I tried it once, couldn't get past two pieces without being totally sickened by the cm or so of cheese packed on top. But otherwise, the cheese is plentiful and good.

2. As far as I can tell, there is no tomato sauce. It has always been customary to put the sauce on a pizza, otherwise it wouldn't taste right...but they managed to get around that. You hardly notice it until you start wondering just why it's so good.

3. Gotta have a third entry in a list.

Granted, my opinion may be biased, since Pizza Hut hasn't delivered in my area for several years.

(thing) by burnboy (1.5 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Mon Nov 05 2001 at 16:47:28

You've seen it in the movies.

You've dreamed about the day you could do it.

No, I'm not talking about having sex with a hot supermodel or killing 50 bad guys with a Navy MP5 Sub-machine gun.

I'm talking about ordering pizza over the internet. Imagine that. Imagine getting on your computer and thinking..."I don't want to have to disconnect and stop looking at porn just to order a pizza.

I know! I will go to www.papajohns.com and ORDER A PIZZA ONLINE!" It's possible ladies and gentlemen. You can now go to www.papajohns.com (if there is one in your area) and order everything you can over the phone. For the same price. The only drawback is that I think it takes longer. And since I have some friends that work there, they say that it is terribly annoying when someone orders over the internet, because the person answering the phone has to listen to a computer voice announce the order. Something along the lines of "Hello...there...is...an...order...from...the...following...number...5...5...5...1...4..." Well, you get the idea. So if you are ever bored and have some enough money to do it...order your pizza online and annoy the employees. It's exciting, too...lemme tell ya... What's next...ordering a hooker online? I bet that's already possible anyways...


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