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Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?

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(idea) by Mer (8.3 mon) (print)   ?   10 C!s I like it! Mon Aug 21 2000 at 2:06:37

Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
I gid you my button, I daw you a sta.
Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?

I call you my bitch, so everyone can hea.
I drive around the block with my windows rolled down,
my bass turned way up, all this jus for you.

Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
I ignore you in the halls, I look at your butt whenever you walk by,
Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?

My left pant leg is rolled up, just for you.
I wear a bandana on my head, so you'll notice.
In the tunnel, I spray painted our names beside each other so you would see my love for you.

Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?

(notice: this is based on a poem by Chris)


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