| Since I heard something about oral sex with Pop Rocks on the radio a few weeks back, I decided to search the internet for references.
I found one actual reference to using Pop Rocks during oral sex. The person claimed that his girlfriend filled her mouth with Pop Rocks before performing fellatio upon him. According to the letter (it was a "letters to x" type thing) this was the most incredible thing ever experienced by this man.
Wow. Got to try that, right?
In the interest of public safety, I did try it, and want to make sure you noderinos out there are forewarned.
I was actually frightened of the procedure at first. Can you imagine one of those things inside your urethra? POW! If that doesn't make you squirm, you must be female, because that ranks right up there with a glass studded catheter in my book.
Well, that didn't happen. I expressed my fears to my SO, who was doubly careful of injuring me. As we proceeded, I felt nothing but a thousand tiny pinpricks along the length of my penis. Not bad, but not exactly more stimulating then a simple blow job either.
In fact, the most enjoyable part of the entire episode was my SO cleansing me of the sticky candy in a most creative manner.
BTW: She refused to have exploding candy anywhere near her more delicate parts. If I ever convince her to try it, I will make sure to let you know what happened. | 
