To the tune of "My Favourite Things"
You are a newbie, and you are excited
You've made your first write-up, you're flushed and delighted
Welcome to Everything, isn't it great?
I am the noder that you'll grow to hate
I spend my time on some spiteful soft-linking
Down-voting day logs without even thinking
It's all anonymous, isn't that sweet?
And the XP from voting makes my life complete
I can be hurtful, and no-one can blame me
How could they, when they have no way to name me?
Yes I could message, but why waste my time?
I've got an option that suits me just fine
When my life sucks
When my Mom screams
When I'm feeling sad
I giggle and make someone else feel like shit
And then I don't feel
So bad
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