Old Ball and Chain

created by ximenes

(person) by LordOmar (1.7 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 8:48:02

Your spouse, usually used in reference to wife. Generally used when a man (aka husband) is denyed going out to a pub to enjoy beer with his mates. Use of this term usually results in a premature relationship termination.

Note: despite some of the language and terms used in this node the author is not a Brit.

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Fast, Cheap and Out of Control	You shouldn't waste a girl's time	bitch	The problem with Harley-Davidson motorcycles
kitchen	Brit	ball and chain	Folsom Prison Blues
Premature ejaculation	Rush Limbaugh	Warhammer	The three D's of a successful relationship - Deny Deny Deny
Why sitcom relationships are so excellent	The New Hacker's Dictionary	Hobbes	religious worship
The Artist - Record Company Relationship	Led Zeppelin	One person in two bodies	If you could read my mind
garbage in, garbage out	Friends with benefits	Termination	spouse

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