| Humorously sinister, or sinisterly humorous, publication courtesy of the Social Security Administration:
Numbers For Newborns
Publication No. 05-10023
October 1999
ICN 454925
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS FOR NEWBORNS
You have a lot of
things on your mind when you have a baby. We realize that
getting a Social Security number isn't at the top of your
list of "things to do." However, we're using this
opportunity to tell you why it's important that you get a
number for your baby and how easy it is to get one. We'll
also answer some other questions you might have about Social
Security numbers.
Why Should I Get A
Social Security
Number For My Baby?
The main reason you
should get a Social Security number is to claim your baby as
a dependent on your income tax return. Any child you claim
as a dependent on your income tax return must have a number,
regardless of age. Getting a Social Security number is just
the beginning of the valuable protection and benefits your
child may be eligible for in the future.
Funny they don't mention the woman who successfully fought in court to declare her child as a tax exemption without a SSN. The court ruled in her favor without comment or setting a precedent. Down the memory hole.
Are There Other
Advantages?
Young children need
Social Security numbers for many reasons, in addition to the
tax reason.
Your child needs a number if you plan to
- open a bank
account;
- buy savings
bonds;
- obtain medical
coverage; or
- apply for some
kind of government\services for your child.
Must My Baby Have A
Social Security Number Now?
No! Getting a Social
Security number for your baby is strictly voluntary.
Oh no! It's strictly voluntary. You don't want to number your baby? Don't number your baby. We'll just threaten and intimidate you in our harmless governmental way. And your baby will be a non-entity as far as the government and the private sector are concerned. But who's forcing you?
How Do I
Apply?
You have a choice. You
can
- apply for a number
in the hospital when you furnish information for your
baby's birth certificate; or
- apply for a number
from us later.
It's easy to apply at
at birth. When you give the hospital representative
information for your baby's birth certificate, you'll be
asked if you want to apply for a Social Security number for
your baby. If you say "yes," you need to provide both
parents' Social Security numbers. We'll assign your baby a
number and mail the Social Security card directly to
you
If you want to wait to
apply for your baby's number at one of our offices, you'll
need to
- fill out an
application (you need to provide both parent's Social
Security numbers);
- show evidence of
your child's age, identity and citizenship;
and
- show evidence of
your identity.
Do I Have To Pay for
A Number?
No! There is never a
charge for a Social Security card and number. If you're
contacted by someone who wants to charge you for getting a
card or number, or for any Social Security service, please
be aware that all services are available free of
charge from us.
What If I Lose The
Card?
Keep your baby's
Social Security card in a safe place. It's an important
document. However, if you lose the card, we will replace it
at no charge. Just contact your nearest Social Security
office.
Social Security
Number Misuse
Sometimes more than
one person uses the same Social Security number, either on
purpose or not. Your should let us know if you believe
someone is using a Social Security number that belongs to
someone else.
It's against the law
to
- use someone else's
Social Security number;
- give false
information when applying for a number; or
- alter or sell
Social Security cards.
Anyone convicted of
these crimes is subject to stiff fines and/or
imprisonment
Your
Privacy
When you apply for a
Social security number, all information provided is kept
strictly confidential and is not disclosed, except when
required by law.
For More Information
You can get recorded
information about Social Security 24 hours a day, including
weekends and holidays, by calling Social Security's
toll-free number, 1-800-772-1213. You can speak to a
service representative between the hours of 7 a.m. and 7
p.m. on business days. Our lines are busiest early in the
week and early in the month so, if your business can wait,
it's best to call at other times. Whenever you call, have
your Social Security number handy.
People who are deaf or
hard of hearing may call our toll-free TTY number,
1-800-325-0778, between 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. on business
days.
We treat all calls
confidentiallywhether they're made to our toll-free
numbers or to one of our local offices. We also want to make
sure that you receive accurate and courteous service. That's
why we have a second Social Security representative monitor
some incoming and outgoing telephone calls.
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