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Nicknames accorded by George W. Bush

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(person) by Metacognizant (10 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Tue Feb 20 2001 at 21:55:23

It smells of a really misguided piece of advice from one of Poppy's advisors, a way of making our president more populist, more accessible. This is for him to give nicknames to everyone around him, which even the nickname recipients often do not understand. These are from the New York Times Week in Review (Feb 18, 2001), but I'm sure some more will surface in the coming (help!) four years of Dubya presidency...

Attorney General John Ashcroft- Snake Hips
Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld- Chickenman
Environmental Protection Agency administrator Christine Todd Whitman- Pistol Pete
Secretary of State Colin Powell- Bubblefoot
First Lady Laura Bush- Stretch
Russian President Vladimir Putin- Ostrich Legs
Secretary of Agriculture Ann M. Veneman- Bullet
Vice President Dick Cheney- Hopalong, or alternatively, Crash-Dive

There is also an aid Frenchy, there are Knuckles, Bones, The Eskimo, Skeezix, The Undertaker, Stilts, and a cabinet member Spinach Man. And Bush has a friend named Darryl whom he calls The Big Goober. This is why we call him The Embarrassment.

(person) by rev_matt_y (13.2 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Jun 04 2003 at 15:20:11

W's penchant for assigning nicknames is not a bit of false populism, sadly. Perhaps symptomatic of his inability to take anything seriously or understand appropriate behavior. It goes back (at least) to his college days and his frat. It seems that it's his way of "connecting" to people. There are news mentions of the habit dating back to his time as Governor of Texas. I've worked with people like that. People like The Copy Guy. Interestingly, one of Bush's nicknames for Rove is "turd blossom".

According to news reports, most foreign leaders consider this "character trait" to be insulting.

Keepersoflists provides a counterperspective, with the top nicknames for Bush:
The Global Village Idiot
Dumbya
Mr. 'Strategery'
All your w are belong to us
Hail to the Thief!
Daddy's Boy
The Resident
The Shrub
The Chadmeister
Commandanter In Chieflyness
Junior
Richard Cheney (you said President, right?)
Puppet
Eco Terrorist
Lord Vader
The Wimp in Chief

From whitehouse.org (the challenge is to figure out which ones they made up, and which are real...):

THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon. Today, in the interest of desecretizing my trademark approach to political bipartisanship and international diplomacy, I have assembled a comprehensive list of the folksy, affectionate monikers I bestow on those persons of whom my advisors wish me to be aware. They are as follows:

UNITED STATES:

INTERNATIONAL:

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Secret Service Code Names Hunter S. Thompson on George W. Bush The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist Al Gore invented the Internet
Dubya Demonyms of the United States Rob Schneider George W. Bush
Frito Bandito Hail to the Thief Department of the Interior gefilte fish
Donald H. Rumsfeld Vladimir Putin Tarja Halonen Dominion War
Carpetbagger E2 Hospitality Index George Bush WTF
Bush's foreign policy before 9/11 Ann Coulter Colin Powell Dick Cheney
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