Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die

created by Janek

(idea) by prole (1.3 wk) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Dec 26 2000 at 9:21:11

if something bleeds for a week and doesn't die, it's probably tougher than you and you'd do well not to fuck with it.

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