Neotony is that device which, anthropologists say, gave early hominids the evolutionary edge over established savannah carnivores like lions and wild dogs.
Since animals have the highest learning curves of their lives when they are infants, if humans were to retain a child-like brain structure throughout their lives they would have a learning curve no other creature could approach. And an infantile brain structure also involves an infantile skull structure, which includes a forward-facing, rather than upward-facing, orientation of the head. This is one of the things that, anthropologists say, contributed to our famous species-wide erection – er, erect stance.
Our feet, which lack a prehensile thumb-toe, is also commonly attributed to neotony. It was a way to help us walk erect, thus supporting our foetus-like heads and also to help us run faster, which is an asset when you have lions after you.
Some of the side-effects of neotony include relatively hair-free bodies (for primates) and small teeth, which are useless for fighting or even for intimidating.
And, of course, our species-wide predisposition to wet ourselves.