My name is Legion, leave a message at the tone

Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot	My name is legion, for we are many	Baphomet	Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
Legion	The demon was just under three feet tall	Never let the Sgt. know your name	Discarnate
How to speak English backwards	Abandon all hope ye who enter here	Why politicians lie	The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
Wicca	The flowers smiled, but she was gone	Legion of Gentlemen	Your call is very important to us
Mephisto	Noder Beat	Tomato kasundi	UnAmerican
magister militum	Rumi-chan speaks the truth	I like my coffee the way I like my women	Things Bachelors Do

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Tualatin River	(place)
The Jacket
Words of Advice	(idea)
keepinitreal
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?	(idea)
John_Fox
Good Intentions Gone Wrong	(person)
Cuckowski
Slavonic Princess	(poetry)
Heitah
Posthumous Oscar	(thing)
ignis_glaciesque
University of South Florida	(place)
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Flogstaskriket	(idea)
liveforever
Caesar's last breath	(idea)
dagnyswaggart
she wants to believe	(personal)
antigravpussy
he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far	(thing)
dagnyswaggart
Wild tides guard her secrets	(poetry)
Lord Brawl
Caesar's last breath	(poetry)
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Forgotten things in space	(fiction)
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