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Mr. T vs Everything

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(thing) by payn (?) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:27:16

A set of web sites slapped together by various independent individuals and featuring hypothetical battles between Mr. T and everything. They're cataloged on another web site, at http://www.mrtvseverything.com/.


(thing) by Pseudo_Intellectual (3.2 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:27:16

"Man! That Mr. T can node helluva fast!"

"You betta keep yo jibber-jabberin' content outta my gold chains node, sucka, or I'm gonna stick my foot up yo ass sideways."

"Look at this node: glass of milk."

"Hm... milk. Gettin' sleepy..."

Thus Everything tricks Mr. T into getting on the airplane, as usual, and, well, a plan comes together. Murdoch gets the babe, of course.


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A day without rape Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut Mr. T Pimp Daddy Welfare
Got Milk? helluva The A-Team Dwight Yoakam
bulletproof glass The science of procrastination David Brin How to eat a shot glass
The E2 Backstory I pity the fool Lessons learned milk glass
Hulk Hogan BeOS George W. Bush's 2005 State of the Union Address George Washington's 1792 State of the Union Address
George W. Bush's 2004 State of the Union Address Capitals of the World QED E1
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