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Monitor Tan
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Fri Oct 06 2000 at 11:48:24
Monitor tan is the only
tan
distinctly noticable by its lack of
color
. Especially prevalent on
programmers
, and other people who spend wayy too much time in front of their
computers
,
eyes
fixed on their
CRT
s. People exibiting this common enhancement are often
pale
and unable to bear intense
sunlight
. They burn easily in the wake of real UV rays.
Monitor tan has the advantage of the relular tan because of the consistant pastey white texture of the skin. No lines or uneven areas. No place where you did not hold your arms up to the
monitor
evenly enough. Its free, and oftentimes comes with whatever coding project you are on. Worn by geeks everywhere. Look for it on the person with long sleeves, long hair, and that unshaven look.
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