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(idea) by SonicQ (5.1 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Fri May 19 2000 at 6:40:47

Masturbation is one of the delights of being a human. Unfortunately, in todays modern society, masturbation is not always thought of or spoken of in good ways, and sometimes it's difficult for people to get good information about masturbation and how to get the most out of it. Masturbation is not something that is a sin, but something that should be celebrated as a way to please ourselves, and also as one of the safest ways to have sex. Be responsible, use your head, use your hand, use protection.

(thing) by Muke (3.1 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Sun Aug 20 2000 at 6:40:59

Sheesh, can't anyone other than old fuddy-duddy Webster 1913 node up anything negative about "onanism"?

I read in a Catholic catechism somewhere that masturbation is a sin because it is a "misuse of the sexual power". I wish I had sexual powers.

Masturbation has been attributed with causing insanity, hairy palms, and the wrath of God. Most of these claims have been disproven. Actually, in Sex for Dummies (belongs to a friend, honest) Dr. Ruth pretty much debunks everything nasty anyone ever said about it and invites you to do it all you like so long as you don't totally ruin your social life.


(thing) by Eraser_ (4.4 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Sun Nov 05 2000 at 23:43:53

masturbation: sexuoerotic genital self-stimulation by pressure or touch, self-stimulation, usually though not necessarily climaxing in orgasm [from Latin, manus, hand + st[u]parare, to deflower, ravish, fornicate, or to engage in adultery, incest, or rape]. From its Latin derivation, the literal meaning of masturbation is to use the genitalia to ravish or rape the hand. etymologically, hand-rape, the manual practice of erotic self-stimulation, formerly stigmatized as a crime against nature. Today it is considered normal and healthy and is not limited to either the hands or the self. It includes digital stimulation of the genitalia of a partner as well as of oneself. See also secret vice; autoeroticism.

Dictionary of Sexology Project: Main Index


(idea) by illusionist (5.8 mon) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Tue Nov 07 2000 at 2:57:54

A friend of mine once told me during his freshman year at umass (6 years ago), that there was a masturbation club. The supposed advertisement was:

"Join the masturbation club. C'mon, you know you are already a member"

If that is not advertising genius, i don't know what is.


(idea) by alex.tan (3.8 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Wed Dec 27 2000 at 15:43:14

Some interesting figures I'm going to rehash from a site I read:

There are about 6 billion people in the world. About half are female. Five out of seven are of an age where they are likely to masturbate. Kinsey says 60% of women masturbate. Surveys indicate that, of the women who do masturbate, they average one or more times a week and an average masturbatory session lasts about 4 minutes.*

So, in any average 4 minute period,

6 x 10^9 x 0.5 x 5/7 x 0.60 x 1/(7x24x60) (per minute) x 4

Equals ... roughly half a million (500,000).

So, at any one time, about 500,000 women are masturbating at the same time with you!

This also means that, when you orgasm from masturbation, you are doing it in synchrony (during the same second) with about 20,000 women ...

Which means, if you are male, that there's a lot of lonely women out there, and, if you're female, that you are not alone ... not by a long shot.


* - One big assumption is that the population of the world is distributed evenly (which it isn't). The biggest assumptions would be in the frequency of masturbation and the average length of one session. However, the assumptions don't sound like they would be too far off reality anyway - and if so, not by more than an order of magnitude or two, which still means you are never alone ...

I guess a similar calculation could be done for males, but the surveys (Cosmopolitan, Kinsey, The Hite Report, etc.) have been more thorough on females...


(idea) by Carthag (2.4 mon) (print)   ?   I like it! Mon May 07 2001 at 18:31:18

The reason it was believed that masturbation causes insanity is because during the dark ages, the theory was that a human being had 4 different humours (fluids) within them: blood, yellow bile, phlegm (which was believed to be the same as brain fluid), and black bile.

These had to have the right mix and temperature for a person to function correctly (this is also why temperament is etymologically derived from temperature. Many names for different moods are derived from temperatures/humours).

Hence, if you masturbated, you messed up the mix and could therefore go insane. This is also why sneezing was bad, as you lost some of your brain-fluid.

See also: The Four Humours.

Audited October 6, 2001


(idea) by Nanosecond (7.1 mon) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Fri Jun 22 2001 at 4:26:43

¿("Participate in your own Manipulation")?

Masturbation FAQ - Glossary, Addendum, etc.:
Organized for your amusement.

Types and Definitions:

masturbation
musical masturbation
mental masturbation / cerebral masturbation / intellectual masturbation / masturbation with theory
masturbation apparatus
graphic masturbation
HTML Masturbation
masturbation fodder
mutual masturbation
nostalgic masturbation
prolonged masturbation
violent masturbation
masturbation fantasy
Pseudo-intellectual Masturbation

Humour:

Star Wars Masturbation Euphemisms
Masturbation Euphemisms
Diablo II Masturbation Euphemisms
The Masturbation Station
Guide to masturbation
Innovative Masturbation Experiment

Helpful Reading:

The Masturbation Question
Steps In Overcoming Masturbation or Masturbation is normal and ok
masturbation problems?
Masturbation: The Magic Cure-all
Masturbation is Good or Masturbation is Bad
woofer masturbation
Tantric Masturbation

Misc and Slightly Unrelated:


I'm sick of nodes about masturbation
Self-improvement is masturbation / Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction is the answer / Self Improvement is Masturbation
5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
Dictionary of Sexology

Nodeshells:

everything is masturbation
There's always masturbation
Masturbation Metanode

Several nodes left out on purpose. If you think something should be added /msg me. This has been a Nodeshell Rescue.

(idea) by Velocity (1.4 y) (print)   ?   2 C!s I like it! Sun Jul 15 2001 at 12:09:35

Euphemisms for Masturbation

I could hard link all of these but please, have mercy. If you know any more, message me.
For women:
  • Applying lip gloss
  • Basting the tuna
  • Brushing the beaver
  • Burying the knuckle
  • Butterin' the muffin
  • Checking my oil
  • Checking the foxhole
  • Checking the status of the I/O port
  • Circling the knoll
  • Cleaning my fur coat
  • Cleaning your fingers
  • Creamin' the pie
  • Digging for my keys
  • Digitating
  • Doing my nails
  • Doing something for my chapped lips
  • Doing the Two Finger Slot Rumba
  • Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us contortionists)
  • Drooling
  • Dusting the endtable
  • Entering the ring of fire
  • Fare un ditolino (Italian: to do a little finger)
  • Finger blasting
  • Finger fuck
  • Finger pie
  • Flicking the bean
  • Flossing the cat
  • Frigging
  • Getting a stain out of my carpet
  • Going Mining
  • Gusset typing
  • Hula-hooping
  • Itching the ditch
  • JocelynEldering
  • Jilling off - Thanks Brass Rocket!
  • Licking my lips (for us contortionists)
  • Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)
  • Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
  • Making soup
  • Nulling the void
  • Paddling the pink canoe
  • Parting the red sea
  • Petting Snoopy
  • Playing solitare
  • Playing The Silent Trombone
  • Playing the beaver
  • Pokin' the pucker
  • Polishing the wedding ring
  • Preheating the oven
  • Producing whore moans (hormones, get it? ;^)
  • Pussy poking
  • Riding the waterslide
  • Rolling the dough
  • Rubbin' the nubbin
  • Scratching the patch
  • Secret vice
  • Shooting hoops
  • Shooting the rapids
  • Slapping the Mackerel
  • Snatching
  • Soaking in Palmolive
  • Spelunking
  • Stiffening my upper lip
  • Stirring it up
  • Stoking the furnace
  • Strumming the banjo
  • Surfin' the channel
  • Taking a dip
  • The two fingered tango
  • Tickling the taco
  • Toggling the bit
  • Unclogging the drain
  • Visiting Niagra Falls
  • Visiting your safety deposit box
  • Whipping your nest
  • Working in the garden


For men:

  • A big date with Rosy Palms
  • Adjusting your set
  • Applying the hand brake
  • Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
  • Auditioning the finger puppets
  • Auditioning your hand puppet
  • Backstroke roulette
  • Bashing the Bishop
  • Bashing the candle
  • Beating off
  • Beating the balogna
  • Beating the bed flute
  • Beating the Bishop
  • Beating the dummy
  • Beating the old man
  • Beating the pud
  • Beating the stick
  • Beating your meat
  • Beef-stroke-it-off
  • Being a virtuoso of the skin flute
  • Being your own best friend
  • Biffing off
  • Bleed the weed
  • Blowing the load
  • Blowing your own horn
  • Bludgeoning the beefsteak
  • Bobbing your boloney
  • Bopping Richard
  • Bopping the bishop
  • Bopping the bolgney
  • Bopping the Bonzo
  • Boxing the bald champ
  • Boxing the clown
  • Boxing the jesuit and getting cockroaches
  • Boxing with Richard
  • Buffin' the bishop
  • Buffing the banana
  • Buffing the rifle
  • Buggering your hand
  • Burping the baby
  • Burping the worm
  • Buttering the corn
  • Caning the vandal
  • Capturing the bishop
  • Charming the snake
  • Checking for testicular cancer
  • Cheesing off
  • Choking Kojak
  • Choking the bald guy until he pukes
  • Choking the chicken
  • Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come
  • Churning your butter
  • Clamping the pipe
  • Cleaning your rifle
  • Clearing the snorkel
  • Climbin the tree
  • Climbing Mount Baldy
  • Clobbering the Kleenex
  • Closet Frisbee
  • Clubbing the clam
  • Coating Prince William Sound with love oil
  • Coming into your own
  • Coming to grips with yourself
  • Cooking the cream of cock
  • Corralling the tadpoles
  • Couch hockey for one
  • Cranking the love pump
  • Cranking the monkey
  • Cranking the shank
  • Crimping the wire
  • Crowning the king
  • Cuddlin' the Kielbasa
  • Cuffing the carrot
  • Dancing with Johnnie One-Eye
  • Dating Miss Michigan (think geography)
  • Dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters
  • Decongesting the weasel
  • Defrosting the fridge
  • Diddling
  • Digging for change
  • Digitally oscillating one's penis
  • Doin' The Solitary Rhumba
  • Doing a hand job
  • Doing battle with the Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
  • Doing handiwork
  • Doing It Your Way
  • Doing the five-knuckle shuffle
  • Doing the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT
  • Doing the janitor thing
  • Doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
  • Doing the pork sword jiggle
  • Doing the White Knuckler
  • Doing your own thing
  • Downing at the club (for members only)
  • Draining the monster
  • Draining the poisons from the building
  • Driving the skin bus
  • Dry humping the ottoman
  • Dundering the devil-dolphin
  • Electing the president
  • Engaging in safe sex
  • Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of its denim cell
  • Faxing Jimmy Dean
  • Faxing the Pope
  • Feeding the ducks
  • Firing the flesh musket
  • Firing the Surgeon General
  • Fishing for zipper trout
  • Fist fucking
  • Fisting your mister
  • Five-finger solo
  • Five-knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump
  • Five on one
  • Flick on over the thumb
  • Flapping Takkie (South African)
  • Flaying the Emperor
  • Flicking the bic
  • Flipping the Bishop
  • Flogging the bishop
  • Flogging the dog
  • Flogging the dolphin
  • Flogging the dong
  • Flogging the frog
  • Flogging the hog
  • Flogging the log
  • Flogging the mule
  • Flogging the salami
  • Flogging your dumber brother
  • Flute solo
  • Fly fishing
  • Fondling the fig
  • Freeing Willy
  • Friggit
  • Frosting the pastries
  • Galloping the antelope
  • Galloping the old lizard
  • Genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion
  • Getting a date with Slick Mittens
  • Getting a grip on things
  • Getting a stiffy
  • Getting chafed
  • Getting off
  • Getting the German soldier marching
  • Getting the glue stick
  • Getting to know yourself
  • Getting your palm read by Mister Softee
  • Getting your palm red
  • Getting your pole varnished
  • Giving it a tug
  • Giving yourself a low five
  • Glazing the donut
  • Gluing the lady's eye's shut
  • Going a couple of rounds with ol' josh
  • Going blind
  • Going on a date with Handrea and Palmela
  • Going on a date with Rosey Palm and the five daughters
  • Going on Peewee's little adventure
  • Going the blow
  • Grappling the gorilla
  • Greasing the pipe
  • Gripping the pencil
  • Hacking the hog
  • Han Solo
  • Hand job
  • Hand Shandy
  • Handy work
  • Hanging the old man
  • Hard labor
  • Having a ball
  • Having a conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake
  • Having a date with Fisty Palmer
  • Having a date with Rosie Palm and her five sisters
  • Having a ham shank
  • Having a J. Arthur (British special, after J. Arthur Rank, it's rhyming slang)
  • Having a one-night-stand with yourself
  • Having a Sherman (British)
  • Having a tug
  • Having a tug-of-war with the cyclops
  • Having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel
  • Having dinner
  • Having it off
  • Having sex with someone you love
  • Hitchhiking to heaven
  • Hitchhiking underneath the big top
  • Holding my own
  • Holding the sausage hostage
  • Honing the cone
  • Hugging the hog
  • Humping the hose
  • Ironing some wrinkles
  • Jack hammering
  • Jacking off
  • Jazzing yourself
  • Jerkin' the gherkin
  • Jerking Jamby
  • Jerking off
  • Jerking the turkey
  • Jerking yanking daisy-chaining
  • Jizzlobbing
  • Juggling the coullions
  • Just jerkin' it
  • Kicking seamen
  • Kicking your roommate out for five to ten minutes to "call your parents"
  • Killing it
  • Kneading my knockwurst.
  • Knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
  • Knuckling the bone
  • La veuve poignet (French)
  • Launching the hand shuttle
  • Looking for ticks
  • Loping the mule
  • Loves labors lost
  • Loving the muppet
  • Lubing the Tube
  • Making a foreskin cone
  • Making friends with Big Ed
  • Making instant pudding
  • Making the bald man puke
  • Making the scene with the magazine
  • Making vanilla jism shakes
  • Making yourself at home
  • Mangling the midget
  • Manipulating the mango
  • Manning the cockpit
  • Manual labor
  • Manual override
  • Master bacon
  • Meeting Mary Palm and her five sisters
  • Meeting Rosie Hancock
  • Meeting with Mother Thumb and her four daughters
  • Milking one's self
  • Milking the bull
  • Milking the cow
  • Milking the lizard
  • Milking the moose
  • Milking the weasel
  • Minding my own business
  • Molesting the mole
  • Mounting a corporal and four
  • Much goo about nothing
  • My sex life!
  • Nerking your throbber
  • Oiling the glove
  • Onan's Olympics
  • Onanism
  • One gun salute
  • One man show
  • One off the wrist
  • Packing your palm
  • Paddling the pickle
  • Painting the ceiling
  • Painting the pickle
  • Painting the walls
  • Palming the calm
  • Peelin' some chiles
  • Peeling the banana
  • Peeling the carrot
  • Performing a self-test
  • Performing diagnostics on your ManTool
  • Perling the oyster
  • Petting the lizard
  • Phoning the czar
  • Pipping the pumpkin
  • Playing a little five-on-one
  • Playing a one-stringed guitar
  • Playing in a one-man show
  • Playing Peek-A-Boo With Mr. Johnson
  • Playing peekaboo
  • Playing pocket pinball
  • Playing pocket pool
  • Playing tag with the pink torpedo
  • Playing the flesh flute
  • Playing the one-stringed melody
  • Playing the skin flute
  • Playing tug-o-war with the cyclops
  • Playing Uno
  • Playing with the spitting llama
  • Playing with your turtle (for uncircumcised guys?)
  • Pleasing your pisser
  • Plunking your twanger
  • Pocket pinball
  • Pocket pool
  • Pole vaulting
  • Polishing Percy in your palm
  • Polishing the beak
  • Polishing the family jewels
  • Polishing the helmet
  • Polishing the rocket
  • Polishing the sword
  • Popping a nut
  • Popping the cork
  • Pounding off
  • Pounding the bald-headed moose
  • Pounding the pud
  • Pounding your flounder
  • Preparing the carrot
  • Priming the pump
  • Pud wrestling
  • Pulling off
  • Pulling rank
  • Pulling the bologna pony
  • Pulling the carrot
  • Pulling the Colonel Sanders Heimleich Manuever
  • Pulling the cord
  • Pulling the five-knuckle shuffle
  • Pulling the goalie
  • Pulling the handbrake
  • Pulling the pole
  • Pulling the Pope
  • Pulling the weed
  • Pulling the wire
  • Pulling your goalie
  • Pulling your own leg
  • Pulling your prick
  • Pulling your pud
  • Pulling your taffy
  • Pummeling the priest
  • Pumping cream
  • Pumping the electric goo gun
  • Pumping the gas at the self-service island
  • Pumping the python
  • Pumping the stump
  • Punchin' the munchkin
  • Punching the clown
  • Punching the munchin
  • Punishing Percy in the palm
  • Punishing the Pope
  • Qualifying in the testicular time trial
  • Raising the mainsail
  • Ramming the ham
  • Rapid one arm pull-ups
  • Reading poetry
  • Relieving tension
  • Riding the great white knuckler
  • Rolling your own
  • Romancing the bone
  • Romeo and Himself
  • Roping the pony
  • Roping the Pope
  • Roughing up the suspect
  • Rubbing off
  • Rubbing one out
  • Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel
  • Rubbing the pink eraser
  • Rubbing the rod
  • Running off a batch by hand
  • Running the cheeta
  • Sacrificing sperm to the god of lonely nights
  • Safest sex
  • Sanding wood
  • Saying a private prayer in the Church of the First Holy Monkey
  • Schnauzer Shuffleboard
  • Scouring the tower of power
  • Scraping your horn
  • Scratchin the itch
  • Se branler (French)
  • Se crosser (French)
  • Se faire les cinq doigts de la main (French)
  • Se passer un poignet (French)
  • Secret handshake
  • Self abuse
  • Self-induced penile regurgitation
  • Self-inflicted intercourse
  • Sex with someone you really love
  • Shagging
  • Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln
  • Shaking hands with Jack McNasty
  • Shaking hands with Mr. Happy
  • Shaking Hands with Mr. President
  • Shaking hands with the general
  • Shaking hands with the midget
  • Shaking hands with the unemployed
  • Shaking hands with the wife's best friend
  • Shaking hands with your John Thomas
  • Shaking hands with your wife's best friend
  • Shaking hands with Yul Brenner
  • Shaking the bottle
  • Shaking the dice
  • Shaking the hand of the self-employed
  • Shaking the sauce
  • Shaking the sausage
  • Shaking the snake
  • Shanking
  • Shellacking the shellaleigh
  • Shemping the hog
  • Shifting gears
  • Shining the helmet
  • Shining the pork sword
  • Shining your pole
  • Shoot skeet (pull...shoot)
  • Shooting flies
  • Shooting for the moon
  • Shooting putty at the moon
  • Shooting tadpoles at the moon (from the movie "Totally Fucked up)
  • Shooting your wad
  • Shuck The Corn
  • Shucking your corn
  • Slaking the bacon
  • Slamming the ham
  • Slamming the hammer
  • Slamming the salami
  • Slamming the salmon
  • Slamming the spam
  • Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
  • Slappin the purple headed yogurt pistol
  • Slapping high fives with Yul Brynner
  • Slapping it
  • Slapping pappy
  • Slapping the carrot
  • Slapping the clown
  • Slapping the donkey
  • Slapping the FleshGopher
  • Slapping the pud
  • Slapping the salami
  • Slinging the jelly
  • Smacking the oompa loompa
  • Smacking the salami
  • Smacking the weasel
  • Smacking-off
  • Snapping one off
  • Snapping the carrot
  • Snapping the monkey
  • Snapping the rubber
  • Snapping the whip
  • Solo flight
  • Solo marathon
  • Solo sex
  • Spanking Cheetah
  • Spanking Elvis
  • Spanking Frank
  • Spanking the bishop
  • Spanking the monkey
  • Spanking the salami
  • Spanking the wank
  • Spit-polishing the purple helmet
  • Spunking
  • Squeezing the cheese
  • Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
  • Squeezing the juice
  • Squeezing the lemon
  • Squeezing the weasel
  • Squeezing your cheese-dog
  • Stinky pinky
  • Stirring the batter
  • Stirring the yogurt
  • Strainin' the main vein
  • Strangling the Serpent
  • Striking the pink match
  • Stroking it
  • Stroking off
  • Stroking the dog
  • Stroking the lizard
  • Stroking the mole
  • Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
  • Stroking the satin-headed serpent
  • Stroking the squirmin' German
  • Stroking the wiener
  • Stroking your poker
  • Stroking your twinkie
  • Taking a nap
  • Taking a shake break
  • Taking Herman to the circus
  • Taking matters into your own hands
  • Taking ol' one eye through the fly
  • Taking part in population control
  • Taking some time off
  • Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm
  • Taking the monster for a one-armed ride
  • Talking quietly to yourself
  • Taming the shrew
  • Taunting the one-eyed weasel
  • Teasing the weasel
  • Teasing the weenie
  • Tenderizing the meat
  • Tenderizing the tube steak
  • Testicular tensile strength test
  • Testing the testicles
  • Testing your batteries
  • That crazy hand jive
  • The art of Unisex
  • The Colonel Sanders Heimleich Maneuver
  • The five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pipe
  • The serta solo
  • Thrapping
  • Throwing
  • Throwing one
  • Thumping the pump
  • Ticklewigglejigglepickle
  • Tickling my fancy
  • Tickling the ivory
  • Tickling the one-eyed weasel
  • Tickling the pickle
  • Tonking
  • Torkin' the fork
  • Torturing the tentacle
  • Tossing off
  • Tossing the salad
  • Tossing the snag
  • Tossing the turkey
  • Tossing yogurt
  • Treating yourself right
  • Trouser snake CPR
  • Tugging the slug
  • Tugging the tapioca tube
  • Tuning my horn
  • Turning Japanese
  • Twanging the wire
  • Tweaking your twinkie
  • Twisting your crank
  • Twisting your tool
  • Unloading the gun
  • Using the Force on Darth Vader
  • Varnishing the flagpole
  • Violating the hedge-hog
  • Visiting Rosy Palm and her five daughters
  • Wacking off
  • Wacking the one-eyed worm
  • Wacking the weasel
  • Wacking the willie
  • Waking the dead
  • Waking Wee Willie Wonka
  • Walking the dog
  • Walking the plank
  • Walking the snake
  • Waltzing with Willy
  • Wanking
  • Wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel
  • Washing the meat
  • Waving the Magic Wand
  • Waxing the car
  • Waxing the carrot
  • Waxing the dolphin
  • Waxing your surfboard
  • Whackin the weasel
  • Whacking it
  • Whacking off
  • Whacking Willy
  • Whipping off
  • Whipping the bishop
  • Whipping the dummy
  • Whipping the one-eyed trouser snake
  • Whipping the rat
  • Whipping the stiff
  • Whipping the wire
  • Whipping up some sour cream
  • Whipping willy the one-eyed wonder-worm
  • Whipping your dripper
  • White-water wristing
  • Whittling the stick
  • Whizzing jism
  • Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
  • Wonking your conker
  • Wonking your donk
  • Workin' out a stiff joint
  • Working off
  • Working off a batch
  • Wrestling the eel
  • Wrestling the one-eyed monster
  • Wrestling the purple headed warrior
  • Wrestling with the bald champ
  • Wringing out your rope
  • Wrist aerobics
  • Yanking off
  • Yanking the crank
  • Yanking the yoyo
  • Yanking your plank

(idea) by Fetoveraxeln (6.2 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Tue Aug 07 2001 at 11:17:18

Why wanking is not a sin.


1. Everybody wanks (Not a very good motivation, I know)

2. Wanking feels good and you canīt hurt anyone while wanking (ecxept maybe your Catholic grandmothers feelings if she catches you in action)

3. When you wank you disarm dangerous (and sinful) urges to rape someone or urges to preform other sexual crimes, easily going under the category of sin.

4. Wanking disarms lust and sexual fantasies which are not very destructive (still considered as sin by Jesus) but gives you a hard time to concentrate on something more important than sliding your dick into somebody. Also saving you from time consuming fantasies that could make you loose contact with reality and in the longer run make you mad.

5. Believing that wanking is a sin will make you feel guilty quite often and trying to force yourself into a self-celibacy will drive you mad. And when you have become mad you will probably preform a lot of selfish destructive sins.

Some people claim that good old Jesus taught that wanking is wrong. He didnīt. Jesus taught that itīs wrong to fuck around and that self-righteous people who gladly send others into damnation while they themselves nurture sexual fantasies (and wank) should think twice before judging someone and to let go of their hypocrisy, their image based on superficial religous works, see John 8:6-8 and Matthew 5:27-32. Another argument thatīs used to explain why wanking is a sin is that Onan in the old testament let his semen water the ground instead of letting it save his dead brothers wife from shame and bad reputation plus denying his (dead) brother the joy of having children, see Genesis 38:8-10. Actually he was selfish and disobeyed an order from God (the same God who by definition is Love).

Some advices, that might be good to reflect on.

So my point is wank when you feel the urge to - itīs much holier than fantasizing all the time. I have found out that a good rate of wanking is once/twice a week. Seven to nine times a day is definately too much (such a rate would probably lead to burn damage on your knob). My recommendation is that you donīt fantasize about a real person as this could lead to psychologically wierd emotions. Another recommendation is to not wank in public places as thatīs a crime in most countries and itīs not very nice to slip in the street because someone tried to inseminate it. Especially if you are a minister I would recommend you to make sure that you donīt wank anywhere else than in your own