| The most excellent island in the world, off the coast of Valencia in Spain, and part of the Mediterranean Balearic chain. It's only 3.640 km2, with its highest point 1.445 m above sea level, but home to the biggest disco in Europe. The native population numbers just a little over 600,000. Just remember to pack a towel, hit the beach, and party your ass off until your veins run red with cheap sangria. Now, many will tell you Ibiza is where it's at, but they're full of shit. Fuck Ibiza. This is why I'm leading a push to move my department's offices to Mallorca until the business school people leave campus and we get funding again. | 
