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Male-Bashing Bumper Stickers

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(thing) by LordOmar (1.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Jan 19 2000 at 19:27:35

These little gems seem to be quite popular in my home town of Portland, Oregon, they commonly state things like "The best man for the job is a woman" and other quippy statements which put down the male gender. At first they were a bit funny, now they're down right obnoxious. Signs of the double standard in America. I'd love to see how many women would key my car if I had a bumper sticker that said "Women are sometimes moody". Although one person I spoke to had a theory that these bumper stickers are the way that members of the lesbian conspiracy identify one another.

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