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Malcolm
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Also an excellent 1986
Aussie
film by
Nadia Tass
about an
autistic
who builds
gadget
s. He takes in a
bank robber
as a lodger, and they evolve the idea of a brilliantly silly robbery using ashtrays that fire guns and a hilarious car that splits in half. Soundtrack by the
Penguin Cafe Orchestra
, clips from which have been used on countless TV ads.
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An
innocuous
ly titled
ditty
by
The Arrogant Worms
. The tune is upbeat and cheery, and the lyrics are guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
Billy
solves his problems by
calling up his Mom
;
Heather
solves her problems with
drugs and alcohol
;
Daniel
solves his problems with a
doctor
and the law;
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all:
Chorus:
Malcolm
solves his problems with a chainsaw
;
Malcolm solves his problems
with a chainsaw
;
Malcolm solves his problems with a
chainsaw
;
And he never has the same problem twice!
Whether it's a
bill
or a
cheque
arriving late,
Rancid
marble cheese or a
steak
that's
second rate
,
Awful TV programs or a broken
Elvis
plate,
Or his
fiancee
who dumps him because he's gaining weight,
Chorus
...And he goes:
"AAAHHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
...problem solved."
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