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Making your own nuclear car bomb

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(idea) by zyntax (2.5 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Mon Mar 05 2001 at 20:32:44

Building a nuclear bomb is not as difficult as many people tend to believe. If you just need something like a nuclear car bomb things get a lot easier. You will need the following ingredients:

required:

4 kg of plutonium alternatively 10 kg of weapon grade uranium
100 g of C4
1500x10cm pipe preferably made in some nice shining metal.
An Old Car
Some kind of timing device

Optional

Rubber Gloves
beryllium sphere


Put just below critical mass of plutonium (2 kg) or uranium (5kg) in each end of the pipe. From now on it is very important to handle the pipe very carefully, no sudden moves and keep it horisontaly at all times. Put 50g C4 (the important thing is that it is that it is exactly the same amount on both end) in each end of the pipe.

fig 1.
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<|C4|Plutonium| ---1.4m --- |Plutonium|C4|
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Optionally you might want to add a beryllium sphere on the middle of the pipe for extra performance.

Carefully move the pipe to the back of your car. Set up the timing device (usually an old alarm clock) to detonate the |C4| charges using power from the car battery.
Congratulations! you now got your very own nuclear car bomb!
Park the car outside the UN headquarter, in the middle of New York outside your local Microsoft Office or any other target you might chose, set the timer and run like hell.

see also: where to buy plutonium, how to hot-wire a car, how to treat radiation burns, How to Make a Decent Bomb Threat, Global Thermonuclear War, and How to survive a nuclear incident

(thing) by Pyromancer (1.1 mon) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Mon Nov 05 2001 at 6:05:49

The above will not work.

If you attempt to make it work, you may end up with a bad case of cancer (or otherwise in a bad way), or you may just look really stupid, or both.

It will work slightly better if you use enough reactant (the smallest theoretical critical mass for a bare sphere of metal, under ideal conditions, is somewhere around 16 kg for weapons-grade uranium or 11 kg for elemental plutonium-- but you'll need a lot more than the minimum for a gun-type weapon as described above). It still won't work very well, though; you certainly won't get a mushroom cloud by any means. This is because the main problem with building nukes is not bringing the material to critical mass, but rather keeping the chain reaction going long enough that a significant amount of energy is released; for that, you need either a different design or a lot more reactant, plus a lot of math and very precise machinery. More than many small governments can get their hands on, let alone a lone malcontent.

If, by some fluke, you actually manage to make a working fission bomb with a significant explosive yield by the above method, be absolutely sure you set the timer for a long period of time. An amateur fission bomb made with the minimum amount of reactant certainly won't destroy dozens of square miles, but it will still be hard to get away from if you set the timer for, for example, thirty seconds.

(thing) by The Custodian (11.5 hr) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Fri Oct 11 2002 at 18:54:15

Let me echo: This will not work. You will end up with a loud bang, some shrapnel, probably a slightly deformed car, and a variable amount of atmospheric contamination. Depending on whether you used U-235 or Pu, you will also most probably be dead of either radiation poisoning, heavy metal toxicity or (better yet!) both.

There is a critical component missing from the list above, which is an incredibly oversimplified description of a gun-mechanism atomic bomb, such as was dropped on Hiroshima. While it's true that this type of design is easier to engineer (its design wasn't tested during the Manhattan Project because they were so sure it would work) high 'first shot reliability' is achievable only by using extreme overkill in both the design and construction of the weapon - especially in the amount of fissile material. This would jump your requirements for fissile material appreciably; while it is true that critical mass is only 16kg or so, remember that you're not going to be able to get and keep the whole mass in critical proximity and keep it there long enough to get an explosion unless you have an insanely efficient design.

If the design is not efficient enough, you will get an explosion, of sorts - you'll get a fizzle, which is where the fissile material heats itself up quickly enough to burst apart from thermal stress before reaching supercritical and hence detonation. Don't get me wrong, this is still a Bad Thing - but it isn't a big, big bang. Remember: in order to work, your design has to accept the driven mass of material being slammed into the rest mass at extremely high velocity without breaking apart or bursting or even rebounding for long enough for the Good Stuff to happen.

One of the ways they get it to do that is to use an initiator, which is the missing piece. An initiator is simply a disc of special metal (you can find out what works if you care) placed between the masses. Said metal dramatically increases the neutron count when the fissile masses get near to it. This has the effect of 'lengthening' the time window that the bits of fissile material are in 'critical proximity' to each other , which in turn eases many of the engineering challenges somewhat.

While Little Boy was in fact unstable when armed, this was mostly because the conventional explosives in it were primed in multiple, redundant and not-very-safe ways in order to ENSURE that enough of them worked when called upon to produce the proper form of detonation. Had the aircraft crashed, what was likely to happen was that the conventional systems aboard the aircraft would have been damaged, and it is quite likely that the conventional explosives would have detonated as they were over-rigged to do.


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