Making love to my Ego

created by Geez

(idea) by Geez (1 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Thu Jul 06 2000 at 5:37:14

This is something I do as often as possible.

I do it with caution, I do it with care,
I do it by rubbing its nose.
I do it by smiling more than I can bear,
I do it by taking off clothes.

The real problem is that I never really found out how to sate it. Somewhat like a human lover, who once turned on finds it hard to turn it off, my Ego now needs constant pampering and attention. I hope to someday find its Ego G-spot, or whatever those things have, and get it over with.

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