Wow...I was cleaning up some of my nodes at Pseudo_Intellectual's behest, and I stumbled across this empty node shell. Little Steve is my ex-roommate from my sophmore year at the University of Connecticut. We lived in Whitney Hall. I've used one of his quotes as my motto on my everything2 user page.

Now, I probably wouldn't have created this node from scratch, but I can't resist the urge to fill the empty shell of this node.

So, without further ado, I present some gems of wisdom from my former roommate, Little Steve, I:

• "No no...I poop too much...and then I get tired" (upon reflecting on his freshman year, he concluded that all he did was sleep, and then wake up to poop, and the act of pooping having exhausted him, promptly fall back to sleep.)



• "Katie, you're not black; stop saying 'word'." (Katie is none other than katiebug, the creator of the (previously empty) nodeshell.)



• "It's all bullshit." (probably started by the endless drudgery of freshman chem, and by the end of the semester, applied to all classes.)



• "God damn it Jay, it's five o'clock in the morning; stop playing Starcraft." (pretty self-explanitory, but happened way too often.)



• more as they come to me...