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Like kicking dead whales down the beach

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(idea) by Jargon (1.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Thu Jul 19 2001 at 11:27:10

lightweight = L = like nailing jelly to a tree

like kicking dead whales down the beach adj.

Describes a slow, difficult, and disgusting process. First popularized by a famous quote about the difficulty of getting work done under one of IBM's mainframe OSes. "Well, you could write a C compiler in COBOL, but it would be like kicking dead whales down the beach." See also fear and loathing.

--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, autonoded by rescdsk.


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