Left-handed monkey wrench

created by cordelia
(thing) by cordelia (4.1 wk) (print)   (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Mar 20 2001 at 0:44:08
construction jargon: A fictional tool. Used as part of hazing on a jobsite.

Construction Worker #1: Hey, kid, could you grab me a left-handed monkey wrench?
Newbie: Okay. Goes to toolbox. Looks inside toolbox. Finds monkey wrench. This it?
CW #1: Nope. That's a right-handed monkey wrench I think Lou might have one.
Newbie: Walks over to Lou. Hey, Lou, do you have a left-handed monkey wrench?
Lou: Nope. Loaned mine to Charlie last week. Bastard hasn't given it back.

See also: slightly off-center center line, Red Cunt Hair

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