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Kamikaze Synopsis
I hit
Armadillos
and
Rabbits
with my
vehicle
at least twice a year. They seem to have an
affliction
that forces them to attempt beating a 50-mph
automobile
. I wondered about the
mindset
that would prompt
small furry creatures
to
madly dash
as they do. Now the rabbits, the dear
sweet rabbits
, I have deemed as
"kamikaze rabbits from hell"
with
objectives unknown
except to destroy my day by
succeeding in their quest
.
Kamikaze Encounters
I leave before the sun comes up, dew still
mingling
with the
fragile soft blades of grass
,
shimmering
in the starlight along the roadside. Making sure that my bright lights are on, maybe they can be seen
before its too late
as I enter the grassy area where they live. As I approach, I spot the
little bundles
of
supple delicate fir
strategically crouched and positioned in the foliage on the side of the road. There they are, scheming, plotting their demise with their red reflective
kamikaze eyes
glowing with excitement as they see me
drawing near
. I slow to insure I can
avoid confrontation
and prevent the
exodus
of yet another assembly of suicidal bunny. Nevertheless, they always seem to
tyrannize
themselves through the grass and plummet into the path of one of my tires to their ruin. The poor bunnies that miss the rolling destruction,
saddened by the thought
of
failure
, have hopes of returning another day to confront my breaking
dexterity
in
hopes of being victorious
.
Kamikaze Preparedness
Maybe some day I will
found a movement
, "Save the Kamikaze Bunny Foundation" and raise money for
"Bunny Crossing"
signs across the nation to warn the
unsuspecting victim
, but until then, its just me and them.
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