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John Rocker

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(idea) by pingouin (4.3 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Thu Jan 13 2000 at 0:51:37

An excellent young closer for the Atlanta Braves. I believe he's left-handed, meaning that even after he blows his arm out (and he will), he'll be guaranteed a gig somewhere.

Of course, he's now more famous for shooting himself in the foot. Or something.

It stems from a rivalry begun late in the 1999 baseball season, first in an important regular-season series against the New York Mets, then in the NLCS against those same Mets. It became a war between Mr. Rocker and the Shea Stadium faithful.

As a closer, Rocker's job requires him to walk the long distance from the bullpen to the pitcher's mound in the late innings of a ballgame. At Shea, it meant he had to navigate the insults and hurled debris of a rabid pro-Mets crowd. Not very nice, but it's a long-standing NYC tradition.

Rocker's revenge was to fight back via the media, complaining about the treatment he was receiving; that only served to escalate the hostilities. And, his team having won the NLCS, he had to face an equally anti-Rocker Yankee Stadium crowd in the World Series.

But post-season, he decides to get in a few final blows, spewing insults at a wider array of targets: a collection of Gotham stereotypes, like "welfare mothers", and gays, and criminals (as if NYC had a monopoly on crime), and more. If he had just kept his crosshairs trained on the baseball fans of the city, there would be no controversy. But Rocker was, perhaps, goaded into the heartfelt rant reported in the pages of Sports Illustrated.

The wise men of Major League Baseball, sensing loss of face, have apparently ordered Rocker to take sensitivity training classes. I think the best punishment for him is having to face his teammates (some of whom he also insulted) and coaches in a few weeks, when spring training begins - the multi-ethnic, multilingual, international roster of the Braves will be the best possible therapy.

The difference between Ted Turner and John Rocker, aside from a few billion dollars, is that Turner is, more or less, a comedian in his public persona - his "Mouth of the South" reputation comes, in part, from his occasional loose-cannon black humor. He may step slightly past the bounds of tastefulness, but he usually makes an apology, even if you have to wear an ear trumpet to hear it, plus he does many charitable works, mea culpa or no.

Rocker, on the other hand, really seems sincere in his hatred; he is certainly not unique in holding the opinions he does, but he represents a stellar franchise in a billion-dollar industry, and is given a public forum to espouse those opinions thanks to that industry. And his comments, fairly or unfairly, reflect upon that industry. Hence the suits scramble to cover their asses.

Al Campanis, one of the sweeter human beings in baseball, was forced to walk the plank when he, as an executive for the Dodgers, came up with a case of foot-in-mouth while trying to rationalize the absence of minority executives in sport - he was a guest on Nightline when foot landed in mouth. He was not a hating man, and I've always regretted that his most famous baseball moment was those few minutes on TV.

Rocker won't get fired, and until he has to undergo something like rotator-cuff surgery, he remains one of the more valuable properties in baseball. There is no need to worry about him or raise a fuss about how "fairly" he's being treated. He owned the foot that he inserted into his mouth - he willingly and gladly bears full responsibility for his remarks.

He will suffer all the way to the bank. Maybe we should worry more about the immigrants, HIV-positive individuals, recidivist criminals, and welfare mothers he chooses to attack. Many of them merely suffer, and they don't have the consolation prizes of adulation, TV exposure, and Mr. Turner's signature on their paychecks.


(person) by wharfinger (6.4 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Thu Mar 30 2000 at 3:02:15

John Rocker is believed by many to have a Constitutionally guaranteed right to embarass his employer in public. I think I'll start getting abusive with some of my employer's customers. Maybe I can use the same excuse. As long as I limit myself racist invective, it'll qualify as free speech.

(person) by Orange Julius (6.6 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Jul 04 2000 at 3:46:19

I find it somewhat amusing that the citizens of our nation vilifies Braves reliever John Rocker for exercising his First Amendment rights to offer his view of the world however skewed it might be, and in the same breath applaud Bobby Cox for his managerial skills, and sweep under the rug the fact that he cheats at baseball, and more importantly, beats his wife. John Rocker = villain. Bobby Cox = hero. Does anyone else see a problem with that?

The difference is that Rocker insulted other people, made a blanket statement that might have included someone you know. That's just wrong! Anyone can see he's an idiot! He's an intolerant redneck! But Bobby Cox... well, it was just one person, and well, you know, she probably deserved it, and, um, he's a REALLY good manager.


(person) by olmanrvr (2.8 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Jun 24 2001 at 16:46:46

Ironically, John Rocker spent his last day with the Atlanta Braves at Shea Stadium before being traded to the Cleveland Indians on Friday. As Pinqouin describes above, games with the Mets, rides on the New York subways and Rocker's mouth, is where all of his trouble began. He was informed of his trade after Friday's game against the Mets. The Braves received relievers Steve Karsay and Steve Reed and cash for Rocker and minor league third baseman Troy Cameron. It remains to be seen who got the better deal.

But Bobby Cox sure seemed happy on Friday Night


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