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Joe Sixpack is the
generic
guy who sits on his couch watching the
football
,
hockey
,
soccer
,
baseball
games
incessantly
, in between watching
trashy
american
sitcoms
. This person believes he's a
great
person
and
citizen
if he
votes
once every four years. See:
Al Bundy
.
Noam Chomsky
uses
Joe Sixpack
as an example of
what not to be
. I like
Noam Chomsky
.
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