| The best thing you could possibly purchase for 79 cents. Jeno's Crisp n' Tasty Pizzas have been a staple of my diet since I was 3 years old. These 7 inch in diameter pizzas are a computer geeks best friend, as they can be purchased cheaply and consumed quickly, with all the nutritional benefits of a "normal" meal. They're not space food, but they're damn close. Distributed by the good folks at Pillsbury, Jeno's come in several different varieties. Originally packaged with names like "Mega Three Meat" and "Crazy Combination," they now come with more bland, adult targeted titles (Supreme, Sausage, and the like). The Doughboy recommends you cook them a conventional oven for 12 minutes, but "Screw that!" say Jeno's veterans. Pop 'em in the microwave for 3 minutes and you're in business. (Warning: the box explicitly says not to microwave the pizzas, but I've never had a problem with it, so nuke away, my friends). | 
