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Jay Cole and his son,
Jay Cole, Jr.
are popular
television
personalities in
Fayetteville, AR
. These two are
preacher
s, and they buy up
30
-second
commercial
spots on the local
teevee
stations in order to
preach the Word
to the general population. What they don't
get
is that it's
impossible
to get a point as
big
as
Christianity
across in only 30 seconds, so they both end up sounding like
idiots
. Even though
I am a Christian
, I find these guys hard to
tolerate
.
They take the
basic
Baptist
preacher format for their 30-second
sermon
s. This entails a
greeting
, three
points
, and a
conclusion
. The greeting is usually something like, "Our kids are seeing
horrible things
in the
news
these days." The three points are usually
unrelated
, which makes this
duo
even more
incoherent
. The conclusion is always, "I'm Jay Cole" or "I'm Jay Cole, Jr." depending on which one it is. I would prefer something more like
Wesley Willis
's "Rock on
Phoenix
! Rock on
Chicago
!
Pepsi
, the choice of a new
generation
!"
See also:
Religious Right
,
Pat Robertson
,
velcro gloves
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chaos
The worst name ever
Pat Robertson
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Religious Right
baptist
Plant your $1000 seed of Faith
I am a Christian
Wesley Willis
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