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Jar Jar tongue candy

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(thing) by mkb (2.4 d) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Feb 19 2000 at 8:21:53

An absolutely disgusting confection. It consists of a plastic replica of Jar Jar Binks' head, which may be opened by a plunger on the back. Inside the head is a candy tongue. I could understand a Padme or Queen Amidala version, and even wanting to suck on Ewan McGregor's or Liam Neeson's tongue is understandable. But JAR JAR?

(thing) by dragoon (4.6 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Jun 17 2000 at 7:33:24

A while back the Landover Baptist Church put out a fake press release about the Satanic overtones of the Jar Jar Binks Love Doll. It's this they should have mocked. I have never seen a more phallic children's toy. It positively screamed "sex toy". Just imagine: one presses, releases and press the plunger again, sending this pink tongue in and out, in and out of Jar Jar's mouth...

Not surprisingly, it got pulled off the market very quickly.

There's one in a cabinet in my house - it'll be collectable one day. It's my retirement plan. Heh.


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