It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Minnie Pearl	10 great things about pregnancy	Harder core than thou	Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
The significance of white jet trails against the blue/pink sky	Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire	Self-referential sentences	Hitler Jugend
Guys who wear skirts	Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time	Jelly bean shots	How to make love to a virgin
I Met the Devil in a Pink Flower Dress	Hard-on	Kicking up sand in my princess dress	you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
muscle-bound	banana hammock	Four Baboons Adoring the Sun	Miss Piggy's Pink Bananas
Four Arguments for the Elimination of Television	Cunnilingus FAQ: Section Four	steamed pearl meatballs	June 16, 2003

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antigravpussy
One fly amongst many	(person)
sam512
Moon Base Shackleton, 1978	(fiction)
Pavlovna
toy boy	(person)
XWiz
tear jerker	(review)
Heitah
Anarchy is Order	(idea)
jessicaj
July 26, 2008	(dream)
Berek
ABBA	(person)
devolution
k-hole	(place)
Nadine_2
The Sound Of Madness	(review)
SwimmingMonkey
Conversations with Fo Fo, the Loneliest dog in Purgatory	(fiction)
locke baron
lynx	(thing)
Simulacron3
Reality, Dimensions and the Natural Ontology	(essay)
SubSane
Making Love to a 9-Foot Woman	(person)
Ouzo
Thoughts	(idea)
antigravpussy
I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us	(person)

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