Noder:
It is the very model of a modern E2 chatterbox,
It's full of XP grumb'ling and cybersex and paradox,
You can talk about the weather or the latest earthquake's aftershocks,
Bowel movements, pretty breasts, and electoral deadlocks,
It gives us all a glimpse into our wond'rous populi's vox!
So chat away and spend the day 'til your mind turns into piles of jam,
But do not hit reload or you'll flood us all with lots of spam!
Chorus:
But do not hit reload or you'll flood us all with lots of spam,
Yes, do not hit reload or you'll flood us all with lots of spam,
No, do not hit reload or you'll flood us all with lots of spam!
Noder:
You can analyze, analogize, theorize and nodevertise,
Bloviate, pontificate, and endlessly hypothesize,
Whine and bitch and moan and contumaciously paralogize,
'Bout porno stars or politics or perfidy or penis size
Though it might seem like a melting-pot of almost total anarchy,
Do not raise a fuss or you'll be swallowed by the EDB!
Chorus
But do not raise a fuss or you'll be swallowed by the EDB!
Yes, do not raise a fuss or you'll be swallowed by the EDB!
No, do not raise a fuss or you'll be swallowed by the....
EDB:
Belch.
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