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Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life

created by sam512

(essay) by sam512 (21 min) (print)   ?   12 C!s I like it! Mon Jun 27 2005 at 1:21:13

"What the—?"

"Oh, my—!"

"Unhand my—!"

"James, I—!"

"You'll never—"

"It wasn't—"

"Your holiness—!"

"I love—!"

"Those mushrooms—!"

"How could—"

"No, don't—!"

"The goggles—!"

"Smells like—"

"But surely—"

"What side-effects—?"

"Almond flavoured—?"

"The sky—!"

"I didn't—!"

"You can't—"

"Impossible! They—"

"Ready, aim—"

"My suit—!"

"Your face—!"

"The reactor—!"

"I've forgotten—!"

"Those eyebrows—!"

"But how—"

"But why—"

"But when—"

"Oh, Canada—"

"Antidisestablishmentarianism isn't—!"

"We're too—!"

"We're saved—!"

"The government—!"

"At last—!"

"But if—"

"Then who—"

"Your MOM—"

"Captain, we've—!"


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The Real Folk Blues Shortest science fiction story ever sam513 How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
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BrevityQuest 2006 LOL The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Unhand
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